đŹ Pre-Sorted Nonsense of the Week
Why weâre all living in one endless promo season.

You couldnât even finish your fun-size Snickers before Costco dropped its Black Friday catalog, Target launched âearly accessâ deals, and Amazon kicked off another ânot-Prime-Dayâ sale that somehow still takes over your inbox.
The holiday season didnât start earlyâŠit just never ended.
We used to have a rhythm: Fall. Then Halloween. Then Thanksgiving. Then the holidays.
Now itâs just one continuous song where every instrumentâs playing at once and no one knows what key theyâre in.
Retailâs become a never-ending drum circle of urgency and markdowns.
Thereâs no rest, no pause, no breath between promotions. Itâs just a permanent cymbal crash of âLAST CHANCEâ emails and countdown timers that reset every 48 hours.
The irony? Direct mail doesnât work that way.
It canât.
It takes patience, planning, approvals, data, print, postageâŠthe long way around.
By the time you decide to âjump on a trend,â youâre already two fiscal quarters behind the beat.
But that slower tempo? Thatâs actually your advantage.
Because while digital marketers are out there mashing the panic button, good mailers know how to build anticipation. They understand that timing is everything.
When you hit the mailbox at the right moment, you donât need flashing lights or another flash sale. You just need the right beat.
And if you listen closelyâpast the noise, the ads, and the fake snow machinesâyou can almost hear it.
A clean, steady rhythm. Waiting for the drop.
Itâs faint at first, somewhere behind the chaosâlike something coming in the air tonight.
Somewhere, a certain British drummer knows exactly what that feels like.
đThe Johnson Box
Mail is the Drum. Digitalâs Just the Cymbals.
You felt it, didnât you? That slow build. The silence. The anticipation.
And thenâŠthe drums.
Phil Collins, 1981. âIn the Air Tonight.â
That moment hits harder than most marketing plans. Everyone knows itâs coming, but it still lands like a surprise.
Thatâs what direct mail should be in your marketing mixâŠthe beat that everything else builds toward. The rhythm that defines the song.

Mail doesnât chase trends. It sets tempo.
Digital channels? Theyâre the cymbals. The crash after the impact. The noise that follows the moment.
When you plan your campaigns with in-home timing as your downbeat, every other channel knows when to come in.
The envelope drop is your drum fill.
Email, social, and search just add sparkle on top.
Phil didnât wait for the synth to tell him when to hit.
And neither should you.
đïž Junk Drawer
Promos That Dropped Before the Candy Did.
A quick survey of seasonal sanity:
Costcoâs Black Friday catalog landed before most people carved their pumpkins.
Starbucks is rolling out red cups while half the country was still nursing a pumpkin-spice hangover.
Walmartâs âEarly Black Friday Eventâ started while kids were still trick-or-treating.
And somewhere, a candle company proudly marketed âHallowThanksMasâ like it was a lifestyle.
If youâre wondering why your November mailer tanked, itâs because your customers already spent their Q4 budget on a 75â TV and three streaming services theyâll forget to cancel.
The inbox might be infinite, but wallets are not.
đ ïž Some Strategic BS
The New Holiday Math.
Letâs talk timing. I guess for your Q4 2026 planning (hey, itâs never too early).
Digital marketers treat the calendar like Play-Doh. Need to move the sale up a week? Just hit âPublish.â
Direct mailers live by physics: print schedules, postal windows, and the cold reality that Santa doesnât overnight letters from the North Pole.
So how do you stay competitive when everyoneâs already shouting âFINAL DAYSâ in mid-October?
Try this:
Reframe your timing.
Donât call it âHoliday Sale.â Call it âSeason Kickoff.â The same offer, but earlier positioning.Bridge the seasons.
Transition from Halloween to Holidays with tone, not tinsel. âFrom Treats to Giftsâ beats âHo Ho Hurry.âUse triggered follow-ups.
When someone visits your landing page or scans your QR code, drop a triggered postcard. Real-time reinforcement makes mail feel fast. And postcards are cheap.Layer intelligently.
Sequence your channels so the direct mail piece leads digital. The mail drop starts the drumbeat, then emails and paid media hit when response peaks.Build production runway backward.
Count at least six weeks before in-home for data, design, and print. Add more if your team still argues over envelope color.
Mailing early isnât risky. Mailing late is.
Your mail piece shouldnât arrive the same week as Santa.
đŁ The Required CTA
Mail First. Cymbals Later.
Plan your next campaign like a drummer, not a DJ.
Start the beat now. Let digital crash in when it counts.
Because the most memorable moments in marketingâand musicâhappen when the drums hit just right.
Subscribe, share, or forward this issue to the one marketer you know whoâs still âfinalizing creative.â
He needs this more than Phil Collins needs a new hi-hat.
Subscribe today at presortedbs.com.
âïž P.S. Because There Should Always Be One
Somewhere, a marketer just approved their âholiday creative.â
Itâll hit mailboxes January 8.
Donât be that guy.

