đŹ Pre-Sorted Nonsense of the Week
âIâm just a girl, standing in front of a boy⌠asking him to respond before the Halloween offer expires on 10/31. At midnight. Obviously.â
Okay, I took some liberties. But the line still applies.
Today is October 28. Which means three things:
Itâs Halloween week.
Itâs my 7-year dating anniversary.
And itâs Julia Robertsâ birthday.
Naturally, this issue had to go big. Or weird. Or ideally, both.
So letâs talk about Spencerâs.

If youâre of a certain age. Or if youâve ever walked through a suburban mall while wearing too much Drakkar Noir⌠you already know.
Spencerâs was the place to find lava lamps, bachelorette party supplies, band tees, edible underwear, fart machines, and just enough âadult noveltiesâ to get you kicked out if you were 13 and giggling too loudly.
But before Spencerâs was a fluorescent den of chaos tucked between Sharper Image and Sunglass Hut, it was something else:
A mail-order catalog.

Launched in 1947, Spencerâs started as a novelty gift business that sold weird, funny, borderline offensive things through direct mail. They werenât trying to blend in. They were trying to stand out. And they did.
Fast forward a few decades, and Spencerâs acquired Spirit Halloween. Yes, that Sprit Halloween which now pops up in 1,500+ locations every fall, dominates social media, and then vanishes on November 1 faster than a Circuit City (which, letâs be honest, is probably now a Spirit Halloween).
You know what thatâs called?
Itâs called understanding the moment.
Itâs called building a business on specificity.
And itâs called owning your tone, even when that tone is âskeleton inflatable with light-up balls.â
So what can direct mailers learn from Spencerâs?
Letâs start here:
1. Own your weird.
Spencerâs didnât try to be tasteful. They tried to be memorable. When your brand has a point of viewâeven if itâs obnoxious, loud, or nicheâit builds loyalty. You knew exactly what you were walking into. Same goes for your mail.
2. Timing matters.
Spirit Halloween doesnât show up in April. Theyâre not here to build year-round âbrand awareness.â Theyâre here to own a window. Your campaign doesnât have to be timeless. It just has to be perfectly timed. Seasonality is your friend. Use it.
3. Surprise creates response.
Whether it was a hidden âadultâ section behind beaded curtains or a lava lamp with glitter instead of goo, Spencerâs was built on surprise. And surprise is the backbone of good direct response. You canât bore someone into opening an envelope.
4. You donât need to last foreverâjust long enough.
Spirit Halloween thrives in a 6-8 week window. Thatâs not a limitation. Itâs a model. Your campaign doesnât need to run for a year. It needs to work when it hits. Design for now, not for eternity.
5. Specificity scales.
Youâd think a business built on fake poop jokes and novelty socks would hit a ceiling. But when you double down on the people who get it, you find more of them. Same with mail: the sharper the targeting and tone, the better it scales.
So yes, Iâm encouraging you to be more like Spencerâs.
Not because you need to sell glow-in-the-dark nipple pasties.
But because you need to stop mailing like youâre afraid of being noticed.
And maybe, just maybe, let your envelope wear a costume for once.
đJohnson Box
Before Spencerâs was a mall legend, it was a mail-order catalog. And before Spirit Halloween became a pop-up empire, it was a single store in California.
Today, that combo owns the entire month of October.
It doesnât matter if you love Halloween, hate it, or just forgot to buy candy again. This time of year has momentum. Energy. Attention.
And attention is the currency of direct mail. Which means this is your reminder to stop pretending October is just another month.
It's not.
It's a moment.
And great marketing shows up in the moment.
đď¸ The Junk Drawer
Bed Bath & Beyond sent coupons on oversized postcards.
20% off. Every week. Forever.
They filled drawers. Wallets. Glove compartments.
Some people brought five to the store, just in case.

It worked. Until it didnât.
Because when every âlimited-time offerâ shows up again next weekâŚ
it stops feeling limited. Or urgent. Or true.
Eventually, the coupons outlived the brand.
A ghost campaign with no one left to redeem it.
Direct mail works.
Repetition works.
But fake urgency? Thatâs how you end up haunting your customers instead of converting them.
đ ď¸ Some Strategic BS
5 Direct Mail Lessons from Spencerâs & Spirit Halloween
Pick a vibe, and commit
Your mail doesnât have to be subtle. It has to be on-brand. Loud, weird, elegant, sentimental. Just pick one and go all in.Leverage seasonality
Time-bound offers, holiday themes, limited-run campaignsâthese create urgency. Which creates action.The envelope is the costume
Donât just use stock art and a teaser. Make the envelope part of the idea. Make it feel like somethingâs happening inside.Clarity > cleverness
You can be weird, seasonal, funnyâŚwhatever. But your offer still needs to be clear. Donât make them guess. Youâre not sending a riddle.Donât fear the cringe
That weird postcard youâre nervous to approve? It might just be the one they talk about. The worst response is no response. Be memorable.
đŁ The Required CTA
This week, send something thatâs dressed to impress.
Let your campaign show up in full costume. Bold colors. Big fonts. Seasonal urgency. Maybe even glitter.
(Okay, probably not glitter.)
Donât just ârun a campaign.â
Throw a party in someoneâs mailbox.
Because Halloween doesnât last forever.
But that direct mail piece?
It might just sit on the counter until Christmas.Â
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âď¸ P.S. Because There Should Always Be One
Spencerâs Gifts taught me that weird works.
Spirit Halloween taught me that timing wins.
And Julia Roberts taught me that sometimes, you just have to put yourself out there.
Happy Halloween.
Happy dating anniversary to my husband.
And happy birthday, Julia.
Letâs all be a little more memorable this week.
Even if itâs just with a glow-in-the-dark envelope.

